Full Version: give us your aphorisms
You just meet the nicest people on Prozac.
0.08% blood alcohol can get you a night in the drunk tank. Is it such a stretch to imagine that 0.04% CO2 can cause global warming?
444 or fight!!!!
(ie, let's hold the line at 444 ppm of atmospheric CO2.)
(ie, let's hold the line at 444 ppm of atmospheric CO2.)
It is going to be ok. And even if it is not ok at all, it is still GOING to be ok.
The possibility that one is a raving lunatic must remain foremost in everone's mind. Lest we fall prey to de debil.
| QUOTE (chaster @ Mar 5 2008, 12:47 PM) |
| 444 or fight!!!! (ie, let's hold the line at 444 ppm of atmospheric CO2.) |
NO NO NO Chaster,
Its 1/3250 or farce
Hey Chas , look what I came a cross while defending myself from the liberal inquisition
http://homeharvest.com/carbondioxideenrichmentemitter.htm
Now ya gotta admit it , that'll raise the THC in your home grown stash .
Chas , do you have a lava lamp ? aw never mind , I know the answer to that .
If I were single again (wistful dreamy look comes to his eyes), first thing I'd do is have an orgy. An orgy of hauling crap to Dezeret Industries (where a lot of it came in the first place).
The worst of all worlds is for a people to be utterly dependent upon a high tech science based way of life and then be grossly ignorant of how it actually works.
| QUOTE (chaster @ Mar 10 2008, 09:13 AM) |
| The worst of all worlds is for a people to be utterly dependent upon a high tech science based way of life and then be grossly ignorant of how it actually works. |
A fool and his money are soon parted. ~ Solomon
| QUOTE (sayitaintso @ Mar 10 2008, 03:47 PM) |
| A fool and his money are soon parted. ~ Solomon |
#1 There are two kinds of gold mines
those that dig gold from the earth
and those that dig from the pockets of fools .
#2 If you took from the wealthy and gave all to the poor
habits wouldn't reverse , but wealth will once more .
#3 the difference between a hand out and a hand up is
ones good for a day and the other forever .
#4 Robin Hood was the first ?????? ( best not say)
gave other's money away but not his own .
| QUOTE (1 yankie @ Mar 10 2008, 05:13 PM) |
| #1 There are two kinds of gold mines those that dig gold from the earth and those that dig from the pockets of fools . |
Silence is golden -- So shut up and get rich.
| QUOTE (sayitaintso @ Mar 10 2008, 06:49 PM) |
| Silence is golden -- So shut up and get rich. |
#1 Out of the mouth of fools comes fools gold , it glitters , shines , never pays with out a higher cost .
#2 Long Gone Johnson , good bye past forever.
#3 I will fight (Sayit ) no more forever. Chief Joseph
Tribalism is so deeply embedded into our evolutionary heritage that I bet you could divide people by even and odd birthdays and have them regarding each other as subhumans in no time at all. All it takes is a little indoctrination and lack of genuine education.
| QUOTE (chaster @ Mar 11 2008, 12:20 PM) |
| Tribalism is so deeply embedded into our evolutionary heritage that I bet you could divide people by even and odd birthdays and have them regarding each other as subhumans in no time at all. All it takes is a little indoctrination and lack of genuine education. |
Yep, All you'd have to do is but saddles on the backs of one half and boots and spurs on the other half and let nature take it's course.
With your head stuck in the sand like that, you ought to see how ridiculous your butt looks above ground.
| QUOTE (chaster @ Mar 13 2008, 04:15 PM) |
| With your head stuck in the sand like that, you ought to see how ridiculous your butt looks above ground. |
It's not what it seems, your glass belly button must have a fish-eye lens.
Definition of today’s conservative: A person with a deep sincere devotion to high ethical standards, decency, the rule of law, honest accounting, and rationality right up to but excluding where it’s inconvenient.
| QUOTE (chaster @ Mar 14 2008, 03:14 PM) |
| Definition of today’s conservative: A person with a deep sincere devotion to high ethical standards, decency, the rule of law, honest accounting, and rationality right up to but excluding where it’s inconvenient. |
Liberals by definition are-------
Purposeful people practicing, preaching and pursuing perfect paradoxes perpetually past perpetuity .
Yank- and how long did you spend in the P section of your thesaurus to get all those pretty words?
One hour? Two?
One hour? Two?
| QUOTE (bbgae @ Mar 15 2008, 09:52 PM) |
| Yank- and how long did you spend in the P section of your thesaurus to get all those pretty words? One hour? Two? |
pppppppppppractically that long pppppperhaps longer .
Good to see ya , Thesaurus ? what in the heck are you talking about ? If you're saying I some kind of old dinosaur , well that kinda hurts , alright I'm older , besides if I'm a dinosaur that would make Cactus the big bang and hows that going to make him feel ?
| QUOTE (1 yankie @ Mar 14 2008, 10:59 PM) |
| Liberals by definition are------- Purposeful people practicing, preaching and pursuing perfect paradoxes perpetually past perpetuity . |
Neils Bohr (I think):
The oposite of a trivial truth is a falsehood.
The opposite of a profound truth is another profound truth.
Moral credibility is our top asset in the fight against terrorists.
LIfe is made out of order.
The only easy answer is birth control. Everything else involves a difficult balancing act of legitimate but competing values and a whole lot of acrimonious arguments.